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Apr 22nd, 2001, 12:43:41 PM
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On The Prowl (The Great Cizerak Hunt!)
Creeping about Correlia, armed well is a man who is out on a mission, he will no longer be oppressed into being food for the feline pests.
"Shhh!" he whispers, bringing a finger to his lips, "Be veeeewwwy, veewwwy quiet. I'm hunting Cizewaks!"
On he creeps, keeping a sharp eye, looking out for his first catch of the day. This guy eats cats for breakfast, lunch and dinner!
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Apr 22nd, 2001, 12:50:00 PM
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Keerrourri Sarrtarroa
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Re: On The Prowl (The Great Cizerak Hunt!)
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Apr 22nd, 2001, 12:55:12 PM
#3
Re: On The Prowl (The Great Cizerak Hunt!)
BLAM!
Surprised, the man accidently discharges his rifle directly into the face of Keerrourri Sarrtarroa. The Cizerack's face becomes completely dark with black powder residue, and smoke fills the air around his head, but there seems to be no visible hole left by the projectile of the weapon. Keerrourri Sarrtarroa coughs a few times, then looks in the direction of the camera, and collapses into a pile of ashes.
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Apr 22nd, 2001, 12:59:21 PM
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Re: On The Prowl (The Great Cizerak Hunt!)
"Ah ha! Bait!" the man cries upon seeing Viscera.
He turns to the Ciserack and runs over to Viscera, gesturing towards him he shouts, "Here boy! Food!"
After a few whistles he geys the felines attention, "Yummy! Look, fooooood!"
He continues to stand behind Viscera, pointing to him.
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Apr 22nd, 2001, 01:04:17 PM
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Re: On The Prowl (The Great Cizerak Hunt!)
The scarecrow which stands next to Gav continues holding itself erect, while it is clad in a dark cloak in order to resemble Viscera somewhat. The man inspects the scarecrow more closely, then calls out, "Nevermind, boy, false alarm."
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Apr 22nd, 2001, 01:07:25 PM
#6
Re: On The Prowl (The Great Cizerak Hunt!)
"Nevermind boy, false alarm...this one is far too intelligent and handsome to be Darth Viscera!"
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Apr 22nd, 2001, 01:20:14 PM
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Re: On The Prowl (The Great Cizerak Hunt!)
*A small canary flies around the scene, then flutters to the groung gently, and see's the large Cizerack...*
I tawt I taw a puddy tat!
*He looks again...*
I DID, I DID TAW A PUDDY TAT!
*Notices a figure resembling Viscera, actually a scarecrow...*
I tawt I taw Vissewa!
*Looks again...*
Oh no...fawss awauwm!
*See's Darth Viscera...*
I tawt I taw Dale Winton!
*Looks at Viscera again...*
I DID, I DID TAW DALE WINTON!!!!!
*The canary quickly shoves a rubber bung up his -DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR-!*
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Apr 22nd, 2001, 02:02:36 PM
#8
Re: On The Prowl (The Great Cizerak Hunt!)
Hold it! It's not Cizerak season, it's Ewok sesaon!
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Apr 22nd, 2001, 02:10:14 PM
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Apr 22nd, 2001, 06:33:02 PM
#10
Re: On The Prowl (The Great Cizerak Hunt!)
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Apr 22nd, 2001, 06:34:59 PM
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Keerrourri Sarrtarroa
Guest
Re: On The Prowl (The Great Cizerak Hunt!)
The Humorrr factorrr herrre hasss prrractjicalljy exhausssted jitssself.
jI would apprecjiate the safe rrreturrrn of mjy comrrradesss cussstom tjitlesss.
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Apr 22nd, 2001, 09:56:02 PM
#12
Re: On The Prowl (The Great Cizerak Hunt!)
oh I dunno Im still laughing
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Apr 23rd, 2001, 12:10:11 AM
#13
Re: On The Prowl (The Great Cizerak Hunt!)
*covers mouth with both hands, attempting valiently not to let slip forth the explosion of laughter she is holding inside*
*she begins to turn pink, then red... purple... blue... bright blue*
*LV explodes into a hysterical laughter*
<font size='+5'>BAD THREAD STRETCHER!</font>
*she passes out from lack of oxygen*
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