Sheldon Esalis
33 years old :: Galactic Empire :: Imperial Intelligence Agent
Currently on assignment, hopefully on a beach with a no bikini bottoms rule and decent bottle service, because ugh, why bother actually waiting at the cabana bar. I mean, a place like that probably doesn't even have the right kind of gin.
Character Background
- I'm the son of the Director of Imperial Intelligence, R.S. Esalis, the ice queen
- I don't know who my dad is. I'm assuming he's goddamned awesome.
- I attended the Corulag Military Academy as a legacy appointment
- I took a year hiatus from Corulag Military Academy to become a professional gravpaddle player. I also banged a freakin princess. How many princesses have you banged? Oh wait, it was two princesses. Haha.
- I hold a rank of Commander in the Imperial Navy, but haha, like I'm going to wear a non-bespoke uniform. I mean, the lines are classic, but somebody probably cut the naval uniform tailor budget for a super star destroyer.
Raw Material
- Did you know that the dianoga is the deadliest creature in the galactic animal kingdom. I shit you not, the moment you step in tepid water you are done for! It's like, my second biggest fear.
- They told me I couldn't put "specializes in sex" on this form. But I should be able to.
- They also said put "alcoholic" on here. I'm going to amend that to say "high-functioning alcoholic" and honestly, that should be a perk.
- Okay, but really. I *do* specialize in two dozen forms of hand to hand combat. I also have a master competency rating on assorted small arms. I'm also working on Echani sticks, but that's kind of a passing fad.
- I really don't see what's wrong with a prosthetic mustache for a disguise. I mean, take it easy with the spirit gum, but it's an alluring look.
- If you serve me a Bonteri and there is no gin in it, I will kill you. This sounds like hyperbole, but...sadly I'm banned from every bar on Fondor now.
Plot Ideas
- KESSEL RUN!!!! WOO!!! OH MY GOD TWELVE PARSECS THEY SAY IT CAN'T BE DONE!!
- I don't want this to be weird, but if you are a
reasonably incredibly attractive woman who gets moist around danger, we should talk about that. - You know, the Rebels sure steal our plans a lot. Send me somewhere with good weather so I can steal them back.
- Zeltros. I really don't think I have to say anything else.
- I should probably figure out who my dad is. We could go watch a smashball game together.
Existing Relationships
- R.S. Esalis | Mother, Boss, Destroyer of Dreams: And I swear to God I will pistol whip the first person who talks about nepotism.
- Una Rakesh | Partner, Lesbian Grand Master, Nerd: If she'd ever shave her legs, I'd give her a sympathy lay.
Current Plots
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