Undercover reporter. How many times had I used that lie? None. Doesn't work when you're wearing a mask, and it sure wasn't working for me, now. But since the kid hadn't raised the alarm, and didn't appear afraid of one of Bats' vampirelings, I was willing to grant him a slide, in order to figure the truth out later. Tennagers are rubbish at keeping secrets. I know, I used to be one.
Then Batgirl keeps talking. And talking. And talking and talking and talking, before she starts fiddling with some new Q-gadget or the like. Personally I'm on the Amazo side of the mobile phone platform; Q-OS is too restrictive, I feel, and the accessories are all overpriced. Whatever it is, it's clear she has no idea what she's doing, and it's time for the adult to handle things.
My blue-gloved finger reaches in and carefully depresses the button, clicking the device back off. "If you don't know how to use it, you don't know the many ways it could go wrong," I whisper. "Let's put that away, shall we? Let's go with tried and true."
I've got her distracted with the device, so it's easy enough to reach behind myself and snag an old, dusty mug off of the small table behind me. Popping it up into my hand, I leave the youngsters guessing as I sidle silently over toward where I can hear muffled voices. Sneaky peeks into an adjoining office revealed it to be empty, and so I placed the mug cup-side to the wall, and pressed my ear against the base. It was a trick likely older than Bojack, but it hadn't failed me yet. If they're smart, the two kids will follow my lead. But they're teenagers, nobody ever said they came in "smart."
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