A fitting tribute to the greatest hero in Star Wars history

[Arvel Felcher]

When there's trouble in a galaxy far away
There's a hero who will rally without delay
Fights foes with a crack shot like a bidet

He's Arvel Arvel Arvel Felcher
He's got more drive than a screw propeller
More Lassie he than the late Ol' Yeller
His memoir's a best seller

He's Arvel Arvel Arvel Felcher
More Prinzely than Sarah Michelle Gellar
Grand Admiral in training he's interstellar
And he's also a good speller

He's a picture of Alliance Espirit de Corps
A monsieur sans égal, who could ever want more?
With his heroic exploits he's never a bore

He's Arvel Arvel Arvel Felcher
With senses sharper than Helen Keller
The toast of the town, he's a jolly feller
He's a kisser, not a teller

He's Arvel Arvel Arvel Felcher
Not many words actually rhyme with Felcher
And he'd never tell a soul that he's a belcher
It's a reputation squelcher

[Minnie Starshine]

....well, that tune is gonna be in my head all day now.

[Arvel Felcher]

And why shouldn't it? It's a ballad of regal poise and stately grandeur, of which there is no equal!