Random Mutant Thoughts: Warning, Contains Telepaths

[Kara Hawkins]

DAD?!

[Glen Hawkins]

Oh, so you do remember me.

That is surprising. Your mother and I had assumed you must be suffering from some sort of amnesia. It was the only reason we could think of for why you never phone, write, visit, reassure us from time to time that you are still indeed alive -

[Kara Hawkins]

Augh...



I take it back, Mike. You can shoot me now.

[Michael Beckett]

Oh, so very gladly.

[Themis Kallianos]

The Godfreys do have a tendency to procreate at a rather alarming rate indeed.

*mutters* I'm fucking surrounded.

[Phedre Kallianos]

*ruffles Themis' hair* At least we breed pretty, agape mou.

[Diana Latona]

You seriously want to get in this argument, dollface?

[Phedre Kallianos]

Not particularly...but if there's a chance to annoy my brother, I'm required by some obscure ancient law to do so

[Themis Kallianos]

You got me arrested, Phe, and then I got fired because of it.

I think we're past 'annoyed'.

[Diana Latona]

You...

got your brother arrested? And didn't... you know... break him out in some spectacular fashion that puts Brute Force to shame?


Huh.

[Phedre Kallianos]

*shrugs* You could have said no when I asked, Themi.


I had a spectacular plan in place, but he made me swear I wouldn't do anything illegal. And since my plan hinged on breaking about forty-seven minor and major oppressive mundane laws, I decided to respect his wishes this once.

And by the time I was done respecting his wishes, he'd already been whisked away

[Diana Latona]

Psh, mundy laws... Sounds more like excuses to me.

[Solomon Latona]

She's got a point there, Eyes.

If they "whisked away" your brother, then how come you didn't tear the world apart tryin' to find him, huh? Where are the hostages y' took to threaten 'em into giving him back? Where's the bureaucrat with broken fingers, or the dude with your handprints burned into his flesh because he weren't squealin' fast enough? Where's the shot up police precinct, the blown out cars, the tank left smoulderin' half buried in a ditch 'cause it had the nerve to spit a shell at your family?

There ain't no prison, power, or person that's enough t' stop Di an' me savin' each other if we need it. That's what family is about, not whatever fucked up imitation y'all are pretending to have.

[Diana Latona]

*Latona fist bump*

[Darcy Belleville]

There's nothing like...

[Edith Belleville]

...the bond between...

[Paige Belleville]

...siblings.

[Themis Kallianos]

Depends on the siblings, ladies.

Phe has a brother when she needs one. If I need her, I'm on my own.

[Antonio Kallianos]

Phedre has two brothers.

Problem is, the youngest is a whiny bitch who couldn't handle his way out of a paper bag.

Grow a pair, Themis, and stop expecting the world to drop everything and save you every time you screw up.

[Phedre Kallianos]

Antoni! *pounces*