What? What is this? Huh? This confuses me, why are we trusting this guy with our weapons? Ree, ree, ree, ree. Oh, now I have to come back out of reality and see that nobody cares. Well, if that is the case: I want you to make a bar that looks like a stick of wood but is really made of aluminum. But make it smell like steel, but it must feel like a candle. With it I think I will use it to hit things.