I can read. Can you? Pop-quiz, hotshot. I'll go easy on you, make it about Britain.

1. What was the name of the prominent British resistance leader who was captured and taken to Rome in 51 A.D.?

2. When was the construction of Hadrian's Wall begun?

3. Clodius Albinus, governor of Britain, a claimant to the Imperial throne, is killed at the battle of Lyon. Who killed him?

4. This first British martyr was killed for his faith in one of the few persecutions of Christians ever to take place on the island, during the governorship of Gaius Junius Faustinus Postumianus in 209. What was the martyr's name?

5. In what year did Roman general Theodosius drive the Picts and Scots out of Roman Britain?

I must reiterate-no cheating! Prosecutors will be shot.