The Jedi Council

[Force Master Hunter]

Rules

No one word answers

You may not reply more than one at a time - you must wait for someone else to post

It is supposed to be funny

Is it IC

Aim : 1000 posts in thread.


:: Hunter walks into the Council room, wondering why he is in here::

[shellspark]

::frisks FMH and removes several guns::

*sigh*

No blasters in the council please.

[Dragon dlayer]

*walks in behind hunter and looks around*

"Why did I follow you?"

[Force Master Hunter]

Oh bugger. Go spoil my fun why dont you!

outs::

[Nupraptor]

Do you have any other arms, sir?

[Force Master Hunter]

Well, I have two arms, but I'm attached to them.

[Rrraussorri Meerrassa]

;;puts his face up against the glass window, trying to look inside the council meeting with glazed over eyes...;;

"Food..."

[TUJK]

Just how attacked are you to them... if needed, I'm sure they're removeable...

[Jedi Knight Leia Solo]

**Sees the Cizerack in the window and closes the blinds**

Darn pepping toms!

[Dragon dlayer]

*looks threw the glass window to see the cat thinge*

0.o

[Cirrsseeto Raurrssatta]

Sniffs around the room, smelling food somewhere.

[Nupraptor]

I think we have a pest problem. Perhaps we should call someone to exterminate them...

[Rrraussorri Meerrassa]

;;looks at the cat thing too, because Rrraussorri himself a human. Notices that there are no cat things and looks back at the jedi who made him hallucinate, wanting food;;

[Dragon dlayer]

*turns to cirr*

"I'll race you to the food."

[Jedi Knight Leia Solo]

**Gets on her commlink and calls the ASPCA**

[amichan24]

Suddenly all the food begins levitating and Ami wakes up.

"Oops... guess that wasn't just a dream after all."

[Rrraussorri Meerrassa]

;;punches the Jedi in the face and bites into his shoulder;;

"jI wjin!!!"

[TUJK]

Hey! There'll keep the mice population down...

Now if we could train a few to eat annoying Padawans....

[Cirrsseeto Raurrssatta]

Narrows his eyes at the Hyuu-mann

jI don't want anjy food now.

[Dragon dlayer]

*jumps up and tackles a slab of gungan rib out of the air and begens to eat it like the ciz do*