Bar Room Brawl(all combatants MUST be drunk)

[Gav Mortis]

OOC: I am pissed and wanted to amke a post coz me is bored, ok?

Here goes...

IC:

*Gav walks into bar and downs an After Shock, he then turns and walks to the cemtre of the dance floor and dances to "Found an Angel" by Paul Van Dyke (the best song in the world!) as the night goes on*

[Lady DeVille]

*Is sitting in a dark corner, working her way through a bottle of tequila with Live Wire when she sees Gav come in the bar. She nudges her mistress, and they both start laughing hysterically as they watch Gav try and get on a bar stool.*

[Nupraptor]

::Looks at Gav's spelling and figures he Must be drunk::

[Jedi Alpha]

Alpha slams a bottle over Gav's head, and then goes back for some more to drink::

[Live Wire]

hey dont hurt gav!!!!

*frys alpha and throws a chair at him*

[Lady DeVille]

*still laughing, she picks up the tequila and drains the last of it, then throws in in the corner where it shatters.* Bring it on!!

[Gav Mortis]

*Gav's saenses are oblivious to the impavct of glass, he turns to Alpha, lands a punch squarely on his nose, covering his face in blood|*

[Live Wire]

*hops up on the bar and watches. Throwing lightening at the jedi*

[Lady DeVille]

*she ducks LW's lightning, and trips the Jedi, landing him on his back.*[/i]

ooc: three on one really isn't fair...but who cares!

[Jedi Alpha]

Ever notice that everytime we meet it always ends up in a punch or two?

::Alpha reels back, and then drops his second bottle onto Gav's head, knocking him out cold::

[Live Wire]

THATS IT!!!!!!!!
NOW I AM MAD!!!!!!!!!!!


*walks over to alpha. picks him up and electrocutes him and tosses him back against a wall.*

I SAID NOT TO TOUCH GAV!!!!!!!! YOU HEAR ME JEDI SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!!

*kicks alpha in the groin*

[Jedi Alpha]

::alpha hits the floor, and barely feels anything as he gets kicked.::

Hey...whaz thiss?

::alpha uses the force to to throw all the bottle around the bar into the Sith::

[Lady DeVille]

*Ducks the bottle, and tries to run at the Jedi, but is so drunk she runs into a wall instead.* Ow!

[Jedi Alpha]

::A bottle slams DeVille in the back of the head::

[Gav Mortis]

*Passes out cold from the bottle*

[Director Isard]

*staggers in, clutching a bottle of good corellian brandy (mostly empty) and trying to keep it upright - forgets that it's not the bottle that has to keep upright but herself and stumbels over her own feet, landing at the feet of Gav*

He you! *looks up at Gav* hey' - its a Jedi! Nowwhere did I put my blaster??? iss here somewhere.

*fumbles at her belt, but can find blaster, so drinks the last dregs out of the bottle, then smahes it on Gav's knee*

[Jedi Alpha]

::A bottle hits Isard in the head::

[Live Wire]

*see's Isard enter and picks her up with the force and propels her into a ceeling fan where she gets stuck spinning*

[Director Isard]

*feels herself loosing consciousness, but manages to shout*

LONG LIVE....er....WHASSHISNAME?

*passes out*

[No one known]

A mysterious figure walk's into the fire and fire's an energy bolt at every drunk in the bar, Jedi or Sith. He turn's around and leave's the bar.

"The morales of this place are somewhat lacking."