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[Lady Pendragon]

:: kicks Dr.Evil off the cliff ::
Oh Shut the @#%$ up.

[Patty O Brian]

Arrr! You just kicked Dr. Evil down the cliff! You con't do thot!!

*Jumps on Lady Pendragon's back and begins to choke her with his bracelet full of lucky charms*

[Doctor Evil]

Yeah! That's it! Kick her hoochie ass Dublin-style!

:: Looks down at Scott, also hanging on the edge ::

Hang on, Scott! Daddy's calling for help.

[Lady Pendragon]

:: grabs Patty's arms and throws him over the cliff ::
No one chokes me!
:: throws a big rock over the cliff, it hits Scott and he falls even farther down ::

[The 40 foot tall Bill Gates Monster]

RRRRRRRR!!!!

BILL GATES EAT YOU!!!!

[Darth Phat Bastard]

: okes pendragon with his light saber while patty is chokeing her::

[Lady Pendragon]

:: uses AOL on Bill Gates ::
MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FEEL MY WRAITH! GO MY EVIL AOL MINIONS!

[40 foot tall Bill Clinton Monster]

WOO HOO

whosyourdaddy

[Lady Pendragon]

:: rolls Fat Bastard off the cliff ::

[Number Two]

: ushes pendrago off the cliff::

ahh dr.evil are you okay

::lowers a rope and lets im climb back up::

[The 40 foot tall Bill Gates Monster]

BILL GATES SMASH AOL!

BILL GATES BUY OUT AOL!

BILL GATES SQUISH LADY PENDRAGON!

RRRRRR!!!

[Doctor Evil]

Number 2, I'm feeling a little verklemmt.

Talk amongst yourselves. I'll give you a topic. The Bloodhound Gang are neither bloodhounds, nor a gang. Discuss.

[Roseie O Donnell]

Dr.Evil when will you come on the show again?

*kicks Pendraon while she is down*

[Scott Evil]

*Climbs back up the cliff*

[Number Two]

ahh yes doctor evil

::turns to patty talking for he is in frear of his life if he dose not::

[Lady Pendragon]

:: climbs up the cliff and kicks all the male characters in the nuts ::


:: punches Rosie ::
I never liked your show anyways.
:: kicks Mini-me off the cliff and then leaves ::

[Mustafa]

*Pendragon falls beside of him*

Oh! Thank you, Dr Evil! You must truly like me to send a beautiful woman down to me while I am here. Thank you! But, you see, I am still in a LOT of pain and my wounds definitely smell like almonds, which is not good. Could you please help me? No? Anybody?

[Mini Me]

"eeeee"

"eeeeee"

"ee"

"eeeee"

"eeeeeee"

"eee"

"eeee"

"eeeeee"

::climbs back up the clif then bites off Pendragons ankles in gets stuck in her clothes::

[Patty O Brian]

*Climbs up the cliff, and helps Dr Evil up on his way*

You see thot, Dr Evil? I told you I wouldn't fail! This time, your plans will be successful!

Ahhhh...Dr Evil. That reminds me. What are our plons?

[Scott Evil]

*Sees Pendragon leaving*

Who the *beep* does that *beep* think she is anyway??