Clowns are scary!!!
Clowns are scary!!!
Hakuna Matata!
This, is not ridiculous. THIS IS A FACT.
Ridiculousness: Clowns are happy and fun and not creepy in the least!
I love peas!
Coffee is delicious!
One time I stayed up so late I ended up in tomorrow, and LIVED TO TELL ABOUT IT! The people in Tomorrow all walk backwards. They fall over a lot.
oh what a tangled web I weave
I am sooo going to America this year without having to sell my body to a burly bricklayer called Klaus!
I like to work until I can't see my hand in front of my face because the sun went down.
I volunteer to work late every day. The sad thing is...that statement is true.
I would rather drink.. lighter fluid than this disgusting sour apple schnapps.
yuck. YUCK.
I can eat just one lay's Potato chip.
The GOP is making me feel warm, fuzzy and gooey inside with their open-mindedness about sexuality, willingness to help Obama succeed, and piety of spirit to explore new non-ideological ideals about economics and social class.
My smiles at work are genuine. I truly am happy to see you and would LOVE to brighten your day..
I am not drunk right now, just carry me to my car and I will drive you all home.
I don't mind waiting for the next episode of BSG. Don't mind at all. Hell, I could wait weeks and weeks and weeks.
I am also sober, just like my good friend Crusader ^ up there.
Pluto's a planet! ..
You indulge in food that just bleeds tastiness all the time, darling.The fake meat that vegetarians eat tastes exactly like the real thing.
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