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    Natalie Portman: Gangsta Rapper

    http://www.nbc.com/Video/videos/snl_...alieraps.shtml

    ^ This amuses me so much. It's a skit from SNL, in which Natalie Portman does a gangster rap about her life.

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    Holy crap, Natalie + short hair = incredibly hot

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    Meh, I don't like the short hair.

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    I like it.

    I recorded that SNL - haven't watched it yet.

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    Loved it!

    And I think I like her better with longer hair. But I don't hate. <3

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    She looks so cute with the short hair. Like a little pixie.

    A gangster pixie

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    She looks like she's twelve.

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    Originally posted by Dasquian Belargic
    She looks so cute with the short hair. Like a little pixie.

    A gangster pixie
    I agree and I do think it looks pretty hot.
    Originally posted by Zereth Lancer
    She looks like she's twelve.
    I dunno which 12 year olds you're hanging out with that are shaped like that o_o

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    Ahahaha I love the Easy E "Gangsta Gangsta" homage. Thats hilarious.

    Her voice is almost as high as his was

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    Hahaha, that was amazing

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    Originally posted by Morgan Evanar
    I dunno which 12 year olds you're hanging out with that are shaped like that o_o
    I've seen it. Though most of the 12 year olds that are shaped like that are faking themselves up to look older, so they can buy booze, or sell themselves on the streets. At least those are the ones I’ve seen. Then you see them at school the next day when you are doing a teen violence talk to the grade 6-7 classes, and you can just see that those kids are trying to hide from your gaze. In class they look like normal kids. It's just sad that some of them have to fall so far down the dark path, at such a young age. But I'm off topic.

    As for the video, I know it's not really what she's like, but there will be children that see that, and they will not. I find it grotesque that she would openly go on screen and bash her own reputation like that. Her use of language and violence, and her condoning of drunk driving, drugs, free sex, hitting children, and cheating through school are nothing more than disgraceful!! I've just spent the last 4 weeks using my status as a police officer to go to the schools and provide education against all that stuff. None of that stuff is joking matters, and I'm ashamed that any sensible adult could possibly find that funny.

    But other than that I don't have an oppion.

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    I'm not from the US, but as far as I can tell SNL is an adult comedy show. Kids shouldn't be watching it anyway - and if they are, and get their heads all in a spin because of it, then blame their parents.

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    It doesn't even start until after 11:30 at night. It is certainly not intended for children to watch.

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    Besides, the children of America have a lot worse influencing them. As a college student, I'll attest to that.

    And, ultimately, it's the parents.

    And she still looks better with longer hair ;p

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    I was raised on a diet of violent cartoons and videogames, and look how I turned out? Just fine!

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